It’s always party time at the grand halls of Chadhalla. When STACYs arrived, an apparent phenomenon occurs: Some virgins posing as fake CHADS got nervous, spaghetti’d, and decided to weak-hand out.
Now the party ratio is getting good.
Few understand, but there is nothing without CHADS. There will be no STACYs showing up to a lame party. It just doesn’t happen in the natural order of the Chadsverse. STACYs only go to a party when CHADS do. Who wants to party with boring virgins?
To the great community, here are the five Chadly virtues that emphasize why STACYs always need CHADS.
1. Without CHADS, there will never be STACYs. Their origins are immortalized through the whitelists and wallets of the greatest CHADS. Those that have gone beyond valor by market-buying, holding, and battling over the grueling STACY competitions. These warriors are the ones holding up the magnificent events to come. Their value is priceless.
2. CHADS can do something Tony Montana had to do in reverse. Get the women first, then get the power, then get the money. By staking your CHADS/ETH, you get a club full of STACYs. Be a pimp and make these STACYs work for you by swapping them for more CHADS, ETH, or minting soon-to-come STACY NFTs.
3. Only CHADS holders get to mint exclusive NFTs from the great forge of Chads.limited. These NFTs are the ethereal tools used to attract more STACYs with bonus multipliers for staking.
Swap STACYs for more CHADS to increase your Chadvolution levels, allowing you to mint DAO NFTs. The immense power of these DAO NFTs give you the power to dictate distribution of burned Chads reserve tokens (currently 2,710,058 tokens) and more to be announced!
4. Every STACY/ETH LP token staked for STACYs is locked permanently while 1% of the STACY supply in the STACY/ETH pool is redistributed to LP stakers, known as “the popping of Stacy’s Cherry.”
Popping Stacy’s cherry is a Gadly attempt reserved only for holders with more than 10,000 CHADs or 1000 EMTRG. These Chadly warriors receive a small harem of STACYs as spoils for their victorious feat.
5. Finally, one future event in the chadverse will forever cement the union of CHADS and STACY in chadhalla. It is a project so potently chadworthy that we dare not reveal it until the time is right. Something is brewing behind closed doors at chads.VC….
